– Who cares about that question, Gary. This is a more important question. How are you, if you were the owner of the New York Jets, gonna turn around this team and make us a Super Bowl contender? Because we both know that’s all that matters, and he’s a Giants fan. Who gives a shit […]
– Who cares about that question, Gary. This is a more important question. How are you, if you were the
owner of the New York Jets, gonna turn around this team and make us a Super Bowl contender? Because we both know
that’s all that matters, and he’s a Giants fan. Who gives a shit what he has to say? – Go Giants. – Thanks Brad and
Scooter for the question. Ya know, I mean the true
answer to the question, ’cause I love, you know,
we’ve decided to go straight on this show. The true answer is, I’d go in and audit. That’s what I’d do. So, as close as I am working
with the Jets as a client, watching every play, staying on top of it, there’s still nuances that
are just not, you know, known to me. You know, I think one thing
I would do, for example, if I bought the Jets today,
I would mandate from the top, and this would probably make
it a little harder to get a GM, and so that’s something
I’d have to quantify, but I would mandate that
we draft a quarterback every two years in the first
two rounds of the NFL draft until we had our guy, right? So like I think it’s a quarterback league. The rules go in that way, and you have to reverse
engineer to the league, and so, for example, right now
I would draft a quarterback in round one or two this year because, though I’ve given Gino
the benefit of the doubt, he’s clearly not the overwhelming this is Andrew Luck sitting in our pocket. So, we have to draft another quarterback, and if it’s not politically
correct to Gino and his agents or to the New York media or the fan base, I wouldn’t care because I
would dictate to victory and I think that’s the right
strategy right now in the NFL. If you do not have a
quarterback first two rounds, you draft one. You bring ’em in, if you
don’t feel good about, I’d give it 24 months,
but after full 24 months, after a second season of that player, by the way, whether he
played a snap or not, I would draft another one and
another one and another one until I had one because
that is the lynchpin. I’d also work on the PR team. I would do a weekly show, livestream show with the fan base so they could pound me with all their angers,
and I’d pound them back ’cause that’s the kind of owner I’d be. I would do a bunch of marketing things, you’ve heard me in the past. I’d send a jersey of a Jets
jersey to every six-year-old in the tri-state area
on their sixth birthday. I would probably do a ton
of inappropriate things at this point there’s, ya know, like get into it with the
media because they think they’re out of their mind with the way they’re handling the
Jets in this Giants city. I would like watch the
game from the stands which I think would be
an interesting new thing, but that would be tough
because I’d curse at opponents, and the NFL would try to reel me in. So those are some of
the things I’d be doing. – [Voiceover] Evan asks, “If
you could clone yourself,