“and everyone froze to figure out who did it, “do you have an embarrassing moment?” (laughs) – I do have an embarrassing moment story. In second grade, this is a classic, it’s one of the moments I realize how amazing my mom was. I’ll get to that punch line at the end. Mom, I know […]
“and everyone froze to
figure out who did it, “do you have an embarrassing moment?” (laughs) – I do have an embarrassing moment story. In second grade, this is a
classic, it’s one of the moments I realize how amazing my mom was. I’ll get to that punch line at the end. Mom, I know you’re watching these shows, I don’t know when the last
time you thought about this was ’cause we don’t talk about it a lot. In second grade, just a
normal day in second grade, just doing my thing, we got
to the Pledge of Allegiance and we got to the Pledge of
Allegiance and I really had to go to the bathroom. And so, I’ve been known, my whole– Man, into like 13, 14, 15 I would hold, if I had to pee, I would
hold my pee-pee to make sure I wouldn’t pee. So, in second grade I’m doing
that because I have to go to the bathroom. And I’m at my desk. And remember the desks
that had the whole thing? You know, like, you had
the chair, you had to go in like this, you had to go in
like this, and then the desk was here, right? So, I’m to the right of
it, there’s the part here, and we have to do the
Pledge of Allegiance. And so, because I guess I
didn’t realize I could hold my pee-pee with my left
hand, but when I went for the right hand, I decided to press
my pee-pee against the chair. This is a true story, by the way, to make sure I wouldn’t pee. This was unsuccessful and
I peed all over my desk and all over my pants. And obviously, everybody heard the pee, everybody looks back, unlike a fart– Yes, Matt? Do I get my new phone? – Yes. – Awesome don’t– – Don’t what? – Last time we had a weird bet. Yes, obviously, unlike a fart where
you could be like India did it, this was pretty obvious. I think I was wearing
light pants, you know? And so I had to go to the
nurse and I went home and when my mom picked me up she
told me the story of how my dad once peed in class. Which I found out later was not true, but she tried to make me feel better. Big kudos to Mrs. Zosnuski
second grade class. I am flabbergasted of how
little flak I had to take for that event. I went home, changed, came back to school. Good job with my mom, too,
not letting me do what I wanted to do, which was stay home. I was stunned by the lack
of being made fun of for it. A lot of maturity in that
1983, 84 second grade class. So, that is my embarrassing story moment. – [India] Good story. – Feels like there could be
a really funny visual T-shirt